- Toenail fungus
- Overactive stomach that eats away the lining of your stomach
- Migraines that last four hours in the middle of the night
- George W. Bush (gone in 13 days)
- You get the idea (By the way, I've never experienced toenail fungus.)
Yes, if you're not into listening to Dutch people talk in Dutch about Dutch things, Dutch TV is pretty much crap. And Comedy Central is really stuck on Californication and That Seventies Show and a stupid show featuring third rate comics. (My apologies to any third rate comics featured on Comedy Central who might read this blog.)
So I was talking to some knitting friends on Monday night. I said that a student of mine (who will remain nameless to protect his...well, he's not exactly innocent) had sent me a link to a website where I could get American TV shows online. The problem was that most of the links turned out to be dead. So two women offered to send me links to websites that they used. One of them is oh-my-God-I've-never-seen-a-website-so-slow, but I just got finished watching my first episode of Mad Men - until it suddenly stopped six minutes before the end. There was an explanation in Chinese, but I didn't take the time to send it through the translator.
Before she moved away, my friend, Deborah, gave me a little talk about how it wasn't that bad to watch movies online. The other day I watched the first third of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button online (it was the only link that worked!) with the sound track off by eight seconds and believe me, it is that bad. But Deborah was talking about morally and ethically bad. She was preaching against all those ads you see before movies: "You wouldn't steal a purse. You wouldn't steal a car. Etc."
"Who's really losing money?" She asked.
I was like, "Yeah...but still..."
Thing is, I would pay if I could actually get them online. I'm not particularly interested in buying the box set for fifty euros, but I would pay a bit to get it online. But I can't. It's not available - and it should be. A lot of stuff (CSI, SNL, and even shows that are not abbreviated with three letters) is not available to me because I live in the wrong region - read: outside the US. So I'm about to wade into the swamp of watching TV online.
Yeah, it's morally mushy, but it's not like I'm downloading it and then selling it. It's not drugs or human trafficking. It's something to watch while I knit. And the other people that I've talked to who are doing are so nice.
Mom! Everybody's doing it!